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Category: flight attendant

Posted onJune 17, 2009June 17, 2009Airlines

A question about the flight attendant sexual fantasy

by Heather Poole6 Comments on A question about the flight attendant sexual fantasy

Dear Heather, I love your blog……and just wanted to say hi.  I know you’re married and don’t fly routes down to Florida, so I guess…

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Posted onMay 28, 2009Airline

Cell phones on the airplane

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Recently on Twitter.com Times Travel asked me who I thought the worst type of passenger was. I wrote, “a business class passenger who does not…

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Posted onMay 6, 2009Airlines

Southwest Airlines, AirTran Airways, and other airlines who may be hiring

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Dear Heather, I was hired with Southwest Airlines earlier in the year, but I was informed today that Southwest will no longer be having any…

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Posted onApril 29, 2009Airlines

Swine flu on the airplane (a few things you can do)

by Heather Poole1 Comment on Swine flu on the airplane (a few things you can do)

Today I’m flying from Los Angeles to New York to start my reserve rotation for May. I’m bringing my son along with me. He’s two.…

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Posted onApril 25, 2009AirTran

AirTran & more photos from the lav

by Heather Poole2 Comments on AirTran & more photos from the lav

Hi Heather, My daughter and I flew to LAX last week and we thought you might want some lav pics for your collection. (: I…

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Posted onApril 24, 2009flight attendant

Passenger caught with pants down

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Dear Heather, Is it standard procedure for a flight attendant to force open a toilet occupied by a passenger if the plane is about to…

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Posted onApril 23, 2008flight attendant

SAINT LOUIS LAYOVER REPORT

by Heather Poole5 Comments on SAINT LOUIS LAYOVER REPORT

What the hell is going on over there? Yeah, that’s exactly what I wanted to know after I walked up to the first class galley…

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Posted onApril 16, 2008March 4, 2021Cady

Flight Attendant SHOES SHOES and more SHOES!

by Heather Poole15 Comments on Flight Attendant SHOES SHOES and more SHOES!

Dear Heather, I really enjoy your blog. Whenever I need a laugh, I read it. Lately I’ve been looking for the perfect flight attendant shoe,…

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Posted onMarch 20, 2008flight attendant

YOU KNOW YOU’RE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN…

by Heather Poole4 Comments on YOU KNOW YOU’RE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN…

If you’re a flight attendant, you’ve probably already seen this joke. If you’re not lucky enough to live the glamorous life, and you’re actually thinking…

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Posted onMarch 4, 2008flight attendant

FREAK SHOW

by Heather Poole1 Comment on FREAK SHOW

Me and my mom, who is also a flight attendant. That’s right, we both pick up trash at 35,000 feet.

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Posted onFebruary 10, 2008flight attendant

DO NOT SLAP THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT!

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R “I’m not your bitch, bitch!” squealed the flight attendant, hands on hips, after he was slapped across the face. Alright, fine, so the flight…

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Posted onFebruary 4, 2008flight attendant

IF THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES WERE REALLY FLIGHT ATTENDANTS…

by Heather Poole2 Comments on IF THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES WERE REALLY FLIGHT ATTENDANTS…

There’s nothing like waking up in the morning, looking around the crash pad and realizing that I really am at home, in my very own…

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Posted onDecember 22, 2007flight attendant

Single guy looking for a flight attendant

by Heather Poole2 Comments on Single guy looking for a flight attendant

I actually plugged the words “Tired looking flight attendant jpg” into the google search engine to find a photo to go along with the post…

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Posted onDecember 10, 2007flight attendant

I’M A STEWARDESS

by Heather Poole1 Comment on I’M A STEWARDESS

With Christmas right around the corner, I’m WAY too busy shopping to write, and so I leave you with this…

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Posted onDecember 1, 2007flight attendant

Looking for love..on an airplane?

by Heather Poole1 Comment on Looking for love..on an airplane?

Next time you have to travel, don’t despair. It’s not all bad. In fact, it can actually be fun. I just read an interesting article…

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Posted onNovember 30, 2007Cart

Pam Ann – working the cart

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Now this is my kind of service…

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Posted onNovember 29, 2007Aloha

IPHONES, FLIGHT ATTENDANTS, AND HILLARY CLINTON

by Heather Poole1 Comment on IPHONES, FLIGHT ATTENDANTS, AND HILLARY CLINTON

AIRLINE NEWS… I received this funny story in an email today and I’d like to share it with you, because we all knew this one…

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Posted onOctober 26, 2007Aeroflot

Intoxicated And Making Out On Duty

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Intoxicated flight attendants making out while on duty, that’s the actual title of an article I just read. I know, I couldn’t believe it either.…

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Posted onOctober 17, 2007Cartoon

The Flight Attendant Dance

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It’s that time, people. Time to head back to New York and do the dance, the flight attendant dance, which is a dance created by…

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Posted onAugust 31, 2007flight attendant

Uniform Freak

by Heather Poole1 Comment on Uniform Freak

Yeah yeah yeah, I know I’m supposed to be writing, tell me something I don’t know. But I just wanted to remind everyone that this…

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