ME: How much for a gondola ride?
GONDOLIER: 80 for 30/40 minutes
THE HUSBAND: I’ll pay 200 not to go.
Not go, oh no no no no…I don’t think so, honey. I’m sorry but you can not go to Venice without taking a gondola ride, which is exactly what The Husband did. He had to. Hey, he made me go shopping for salami all day, and I mean all day. It was the least he could do! And anyway, he enjoyed it. He even said so.
Yeah, that's me, the one standing in the aisle wearing flammable polyester...