ME: How much for a gondola ride?
GONDOLIER: 80 for 30/40 minutes
THE HUSBAND: I’ll pay 200 not to go.
Not go, oh no no no no…I don’t think so, honey. I’m sorry but you can not go to Venice without taking a gondola ride, which is exactly what The Husband did. He had to. Hey, he made me go shopping for salami all day, and I mean all day. It was the least he could do! And anyway, he enjoyed it. He even said so.