Hometown? San Diego
Hours flown this month? 70
Nightmare Trip? Any full early morning coach super 80 with a layover in BFE.
What exactly is in your rollaboard? Swimsuit (wishful thinking), Metamucil cookies, running shoes, yoga mat, ipod, bikini wax.
And the tote bag? Books, sudoko, ambien, samuriai sword
Any packing tips/tricks? Always bring running/walking shoes. Also, bring lots of underwear. You never know.
Favorite brand of pantyhose? Merona (Target’s brand) opaque tights.
Best brand/type of in-flight shoes? DUH! Dansko clogs.
Worst Airport ? St. Louis
Favorite Airport restaurant? La Carreta – Miami
Any traveling snacks? Anything to keep my mouth busy-lolly pops, gum, leftovers
Hotel away from home? Courtyard by Marriott
Best layover city? SEA, BOS
Favorite in-flight announcement? “Flight attendants, prepare for landing.”
Book / Magazine last read on the jumpseat? Runner’s World. I know. I’m boring.
Most annoying passenger question? “What-cha eatin’?”
Ever hook up with a pilot? Hell, no! Well, not on a layover.
How about a passenger? No.
What do you do when you’re not working? Surf, play soccer, run, yoga, tennis, read.
Now finish the following sentences:
I can’t fly without my…comfortable boy shorts from Victoria’s Secret.
On my last flight…I spent the bulk of my flight counseling a sexually confused young lad.
Once I had a passenger….squish my cheeks between her thumb and forefinger because I cut off her drinks.
Once a flight attendant…Made me feel her up on the plane, because she was proud of her boob job.
Why do pilots…stink up the first class lavatory every time I feed them?
If I could be anywhere in the world, I’d …be home with my hubby, cats, and good surf.
When it comes to traveling, I wish…People (including me) didn’t get gas on the plane.
Why do passengers? Find me approachable when I know I’m not?
The craziest thing I’ve ever seen on a flight…Me–when I was about to give the safety demo, and a passenger told me I had toilet paper hanging out the back of my skirt. (My quick before-p.a.-pee was curtailed by the safety demo!)
Any advice for travelers? No matter how agro you feel try to be courteous. If you can’t be, take a Valium.
Next flight? A (gasp) day trip. I’ll try to stay awake. : 0