I am on the airplane and sitting next to the girl from Destiny’s Child. I’m leaving you and having her baby. She is really pretty and super nice even though I had no idea who she was until the male flight attendant came over and started drooling for a picture. I’m jealous. Usually male flight attendants drool over me – not a pretty girl. Call you when I land.
Yeah, that's me, the one standing in the aisle wearing flammable polyester...