In reference to your post, 10 smart travel tips for women around the world, I have an issue with tip # 9, pack an amazing convertible dress like the American Apparel Cotton Jersey Bandeau Dress. You did not just give American Apparel a shout out! I don’t care if the dress is “space-saving magic” and only costs $43. Did you SEE this dress? I clicked on it because I couldn’t stop giggling,and then it turned into a full-fledged gut wrenching laugh. It’s so Stars On Ice meets Little Appalachian Barbie, and they fought over the fabric. Heather, if you have this dress, I am SO sorry. Burn it.
You’ll be happy to know I do not own that dress. But I do love the idea of a convertible dress that’s easy to pack and can be worn more than one way. Hey, whadayasay we design a line of clothes of our own! We’ll call it Four-Four-Seven after the first three digits of my employee number. Come on, Ron, let’s create truly beautiful space-saving magic together. Only we’ll charge more.
You have no idea how glad I am to hear that you do not own that dress. I, too, like the idea of a convertible dress, just not that one, or one even similar to that one. Heather, I think you’re in luck because before I became a medical professional I worked for Banana Republic as a merchant. That’s how I ended up first in San Francisco. So consider me in! Only I thought we’d call the line Super-80. You know how much I love my Super-80’s.
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