Sorry Miss, that is the new crew rest closet, your dress will have to go in the overhead or under the seat in front of you. Or we can gate check it. #thankyouAPFA
Ma’am, that dress wil not fit on the overhead compartment. You will have to check it. There is a $100 wedding dress check fee and a $250 handling fee if you don’t want us to completely destroy it. ;]
Heather Poole 
i found the perfect guy we are getting married tomorrow!! is it ok if i keep him here??
Not bad, not bad at all….
Sorry Miss, that is the new crew rest closet, your dress will have to go in the overhead or under the seat in front of you. Or we can gate check it. #thankyouAPFA
I think Bob the singing pilot will especially love the new rest closet, especially now that we can lock him inside!
Ma’am, that dress wil not fit on the overhead compartment. You will have to check it. There is a $100 wedding dress check fee and a $250 handling fee if you don’t want us to completely destroy it. ;]
Buy a seat next time!
“Look, I know your going for cosmetic surgery, but I assure you, there are no “before” photographers on this flight”
“excuse me miss FA, can you do my laundry? i couldnt do it because i had to be here 2 hours early”
“bridezilla murders her husband and pretends it’s a dress so she doesn’t pay to take him home”
Does this dress make my bag look fat?