Photo of the day: “And once I told everybody on the PA where they could shove it, I grabbed two beers and slid down the slide. See, I landed right over there, where those two empty beer cans are…”

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25 responses to “Photo of the day: “And once I told everybody on the PA where they could shove it, I grabbed two beers and slid down the slide. See, I landed right over there, where those two empty beer cans are…””

  1. Cassivella Avatar
    Cassivella

    See, Certs do glow in the dark. I can breathe fire! Wheeeee!

  2. H2O Neon Avatar
    H2O Neon

    since betty mentioned Speed Dating, A airline that looks a lot like Virgin has decided to try out its “Virgin Speed Dating” for Speed Dating Virgins

  3. Mike Alderson Avatar

    ‘she was wearing her red lipstick so I wasn’t going to mess with her’

  4. mike Avatar
    mike

    And once I told everybody on the PA where they could shove it, I grabbed two bears and slid down the slide. See, I landed right over there, where those two empty beer cans are.

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      That made me laugh! Good one.

    2. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      My favorite so far!

      1. mike Avatar
        mike

        Thanks.

  5. DB Avatar
    DB

    No, really. It was my KNEE poking the back of your seat.

  6. Robin Avatar
    Robin

    “I knew I recognized you! How have you been?” “Um, fine, but I’ve been better, my…hand… got…caught…when you started reclining your seat…it , well, this would be pain. Whoo–thank you.”

  7. Martha Stewardess Avatar

    “For the third time! It’s freezing back here. Roll up your window!”

  8. Lisa Avatar
    Lisa

    What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

  9. derek w Avatar

    if you kick my chair again, I will go Slater on you! but this time, I’ll stick the slide up your *#? before inflating it!

  10. Doug Avatar
    Doug

    If you use my seat back to hoist yourself out of your seat one more time I’LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!

  11. Reba Avatar
    Reba

    Would you care for some “Beano”?

  12. Ron Avatar
    Ron

    “This Apron covers my spare tire right?”

  13. marpuu Avatar
    marpuu

    “Since you couldn’t hear me when I was in the aisle, I was saying ‘For lunch today we start with a mixed greens salad with feta and a lovely balsamic…..’ “

  14. Jake Avatar
    Jake

    OMFG PLANES ON FIREEEEE! gaaaaaaah

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      I shouldn’t laugh at that….but I am

  15. Joe Avatar
    Joe

    Male: “I told you three times already, its opposite day so you need to serve me beer and peanuts or I’ll get my carry-on and whack you in the head with it.”

  16. Laura U Avatar
    Laura U

    guy: “can i borrow that copy of Glamour once you’re done?”

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      Don’t you know it! Good one

  17. Immanuelcarr Avatar
    Immanuelcarr

    “Hey stranger in the back seat, my name’s … wanna play???”

  18. James Craven Avatar
    James Craven

    WOW, those lithium batteries really light up the luggage…

  19. ppowersthatbe Avatar
    ppowersthatbe

    May I have my pants back, please? The plane has landed!

  20. NG Avatar
    NG

    You’re a size 6, really? I’ll give you $100 for those shoes!

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