September 8, 2010September 9, 2010 Heather Poole Photo of the day: Flight attendant muses, “if the white socks don’t soak up the germs on this floor, maybe the kid will….” Photo courtesy of Bob the singing pilot Caption courtesy of Vicki Howell AdvertisementShare with your friendsTwitterEmailPinterestMoreFacebookLike this:Like Loading...
“Now if we can just get the co-pilot to crawl back into the flight deck, we can push back for an on-time departure!”
O’Leary and Ryanair’s FA’s are proud to introduce our new lower wage pilots!
I’m outta here… gotta find me that emergency exit …and two beers! LOL
“Excuse me, Miss, “Says the flight attendant,”but it has to be put under the seat in front of you or in the overhead compartment”
These co-pilots are smaller. They stow in the overhead bin until needed. This will save our customers money!
Welcome to Ryanair. Oh, ma’am, I’m sorry, did you pay the baby fee? Yes, we have a $30 fee for small children.. they usually don’t fit in our standing seats, so we have to strap them to the floor with a special restraint…
That’s good! Wouldn’t be surprised if RyanAir steals your idea! LOL.
Sadly Ryanair DOES have an infant fee. If you don’t buy a separate ticket, you pay £20 for the baby to sit on your lap….
RE: Andrew’s comment. How sad. Only Ryanair.
Excuse me ladies, but I seem to have misplaced my diaper creme.
Whoa, I got to get me a better look at those sexy low cut two tone socks this dude in red is wearing before those two see them and induct him into the mile high club… Hey there sexy feet…..
“No, I’m sorry, I did check but we just don’t have enough Purell on board for both your socks and the child.”
Flight attendant muses, “If the white socks don’t soak up the germs in this rug, maybe the kid will.”
They sure are starting FA training early..
Damn, Slater told her that there’s a slide on board…
hey – what’s it take to get a cup of coffee around here??
woah I can count ten infectious diseases that baby is on deck for
This is your Captain Speaking
Baby: “Wait, you said there is no juice on this flight. Thats it, I’m Out of Here!”
I love the B767 don’t make me get off.
Wish me luck!!!
That’s so funny.
I was just telling a mom last night at an event “Get him used to crawling around with socks on his hands so that when you go on your next trip, he’ll be used to it and he can crawl on the floor without getting too dirty…”
Even sock-handed, my kids never got near the galley though. Those floors are nasty!