Photo courtesy of Heather Poole
Caption courtesy of Paul Shrater (AKA King of the captions) at Minimus.biz
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Photo courtesy of Heather Poole
Caption courtesy of Paul Shrater (AKA King of the captions) at Minimus.biz
Heather Poole 
“I’m sorry, but the guy next to you smelling bad isn’t enough to release the automatic oxygen mask from the overhead compartment.”
“For the third time…it’s NOT an ejector seat! Stop hitting that button!”
I FARTED!
Just another passenger doing the Richard Simmons Safety Dance.
Oh! Oh! I have a question!
Passenger sues airline, claiming the airline “did not accomodate his less than average height” when his seatbelt caused injury as he reached up to adjust the air vent. [Airline responds that it will offer booster seats for those who are vertically challenged.]
Paul – YOU WIN! Do you have a website you’d like me to link to? I can attach it to your name on the blog post
OMG, I clicked your name and now I know who you are! AGAIN?! You are the king of the captions!
Which one’s the picture of the hairy lightbulb?
Pick ME Pick ME
Question? Will there be any more groping or do you want me to put my pants back on?
Oh that’s good!
Excuse me miss? I think Gerard Depardieu just pee’d on the floor….
I LOVE IT!
No seriously, smell my pits, something on this plane stinks and before I hit the call button I want to make sure it’s not me.
“The pilot has food poisoning? I’ll volunteer to fly this thing then.”
“I’d like to look down your shirt too, ma’am! “
pardon me miss do you have any grey poupon ?
Oh, Miss! (Poking finger into your left cheek – and I don’t mean the one with which you smile – ast least in public…) No, of course, I would never poke a FA in the butt! That said, can yo not come up with something a bit more relevant? Posts are rare and most sre still some form of bitching about PAX. For better or for worse, if not for the PAX, you would not be flying to earn your living. Please, let’s get past the bitcing mode and write a few stories that are interesting. I’m getting close to cutting this address from my list of check-ins. Thirty+ checks to read a post like this is not worth my bandwidth. Historically, you’ve published some great articles. Have you run out of material? -C.
Buh-bye!