The new FAA regulations regarding equal opportunities means we can now allow visually impaired people to fly airplanes. To celebrate, we even let a visually impaired stylist do his hair before his inaugural flight.
His thoughts: Hmm…Maybe I can say, hey, you fly here often, no! no! to corny. Aaahh, hey nice carry-one..no! no! can I buy you a drink…$h!t. Ok, I’ll just bump in her.
Heather Poole 
You know you are in Los Angeles when half the passengers leave their sunglasses on in-flight.
TRUE. But we were flying from London to Italy that day.
Italians always keep their sunglasses on, that’s how I can always spot them at AMS!
i wonder if i try to look famous.. maybe people will think im famous?
Scraggly haired guy who needs a shave.
This guy’s so cool, he wants to upgrade from First Class to Cockpit.
I think you might be right! LOL
I go flying so high, when I’m stoned
I…AM…RAY BAN…..
The new FAA regulations regarding equal opportunities means we can now allow visually impaired people to fly airplanes. To celebrate, we even let a visually impaired stylist do his hair before his inaugural flight.
FUNNY GUY!
“u never close ur eyes, anymore when I kiss ur liiips… – Goose? Where are u?”
That’s right Ice, I am dangerous…..
All these Top Gun references are cracking me up!
He’s still mourning the loss of Goose….
Oh that is soooo funny!
aah, is this my seat? will it recline?
*sings* “I wear my suuuunglasses in flight…”
That’s good!
Captain Cool: always fashionably late for pushback.
YOU WIN! Do you have a website I can link back to?
Im only on twitter. Thanks for the mention!
Don’t even think about asking me for anything… I’m on break.
“The plaque for the alternates is in the ladies’ room…. ”
(Becuase the lab is just beh…. never mind)
Errr, lav!!! Leaving now… coat, hat….
“I’m Charlie Sheen’s tiger blood dealer, so back off!”
Or, how about this Ghost Busters goodie:
“Back off, man. I’m a scientist.”
Wow things are a lot nicer on the PanAm TV show
“I got them moves like Jagger!”
His thoughts: Hmm…Maybe I can say, hey, you fly here often, no! no! to corny. Aaahh, hey nice carry-one..no! no! can I buy you a drink…$h!t. Ok, I’ll just bump in her.