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Category: Airline

Posted onApril 19, 2020April 19, 2020Airline

Read My Book Cruising Attitude: Tales of Crashpads, Crew Drama and Crazy Passengers at 35,000 Feet FOR FREE

by Heather Poole1 Comment on Read My Book Cruising Attitude: Tales of Crashpads, Crew Drama and Crazy Passengers at 35,000 Feet FOR FREE

If you’re bored at home with nothing to do because of everything that’s happening in the world at the moment, and you haven’t read my…

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Posted onApril 20, 2019April 26, 2019Airlines

Americans Don’t Care About Safety

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If it’s not a Boeing, I’m not going. That’s a phrase I’ve heard often over the course of my 20-plus career as a flight attendant…

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Posted onApril 20, 2019May 7, 2019Airline uniforms

Crematories & “Safe” Chemicals

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What does Bill Clinton’s sex life have in common with dead people? I’ll get to that in a moment. First, a little bit about me.…

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Posted onApril 20, 2019April 26, 2019Airline uniforms

Wake Up and Smell the Formaldehyde

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There’s a school that suspends kids for wearing deodorant,” said my 12-year-old son on the way to school one morning. “It was on a YouTube…

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Posted onMay 2, 2012May 2, 2012Airlines

In defense of old and weary flight attendants

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“Wouldn’t it be nice to be served by flight attendants that are actually excited to come to work? Yes, safety training is important. But there is…

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Posted onJune 17, 2009June 17, 2009Airlines

A question about the flight attendant sexual fantasy

by Heather Poole6 Comments on A question about the flight attendant sexual fantasy

Dear Heather, I love your blog……and just wanted to say hi.  I know you’re married and don’t fly routes down to Florida, so I guess…

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Posted onJune 5, 2009June 5, 2009Airboy

Flight attendant photos wanted!

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Whenever I write a post, I have to go to flickr.com to find a photograph to go along with it, and because my posts are…

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Posted onMay 28, 2009Airline

Cell phones on the airplane

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Recently on Twitter.com Times Travel asked me who I thought the worst type of passenger was. I wrote, “a business class passenger who does not…

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Posted onMay 22, 2009passengers write

Passengers write

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Dear HeatherI had a recent flight where I had another cool experience with a flight attendant. I was flying a USAIR/UNITED flight back from Palm…

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Posted onMay 8, 2009David Holmes

Interview with the rapping flight attendant

by Heather Poole1 Comment on Interview with the rapping flight attendant

Name: David Holmes (AKA The rapping flight attendant) Hometown: Bay Area and Chicago…I claim them both. Base: LAS How long have you been rapping? Was…

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Posted onMay 6, 2009Airlines

Southwest Airlines, AirTran Airways, and other airlines who may be hiring

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Dear Heather, I was hired with Southwest Airlines earlier in the year, but I was informed today that Southwest will no longer be having any…

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Posted onApril 29, 2009Airlines

Swine flu on the airplane (a few things you can do)

by Heather Poole1 Comment on Swine flu on the airplane (a few things you can do)

Today I’m flying from Los Angeles to New York to start my reserve rotation for May. I’m bringing my son along with me. He’s two.…

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Posted onApril 25, 2009AirTran

AirTran & more photos from the lav

by Heather Poole2 Comments on AirTran & more photos from the lav

Hi Heather, My daughter and I flew to LAX last week and we thought you might want some lav pics for your collection. (: I…

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Posted onMay 23, 2008Air One

Banyana Hamachee

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See that guy over there, the tan one wearing the white shirt with the long brown feathered hair. The first time I saw that guy…

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Posted onMay 16, 2008Air One

VENICE: Testing Positive For Explosives

by Heather Poole3 Comments on VENICE: Testing Positive For Explosives

“There’s something I need to tell you,” I said to the husband whose big brown eyes had turned crazy, like crazy crazy, like those of…

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Posted onApril 11, 2008Agents

17 THINGS TO DO WHEN TRAPPED AT THE AIRPORT

by Heather Poole4 Comments on 17 THINGS TO DO WHEN TRAPPED AT THE AIRPORT

In case you haven’t read a newspaper in the last few days, or seen the news, or spoken to a displaced friend or relative sleeping…

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Posted onApril 10, 2008Aloha

Another One Bites the Dust!

by Heather Poole1 Comment on Another One Bites the Dust!

Fuel is high, tickets are cheap, and airlines are disappearing left and right. It was only a matter of time, though, was it not? I…

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Posted onFebruary 20, 2008Delta

MERGER ALERT!

by Heather Poole1 Comment on MERGER ALERT!

Delta and Northwest are on the verge of merging. If approved, the deal would create the world’s largest airline and could be followed by more…

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Posted onFebruary 12, 2008Naked Air

Taking It Off On Take Off

by Heather Poole2 Comments on Taking It Off On Take Off

My crew and I were sitting in the hotel van traveling about 2 miles per hour in the falling snow on our way to the…

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Posted onJanuary 11, 2008Air Canada

Please insert the metal fitting into the buckle…

by Heather Poole4 Comments on Please insert the metal fitting into the buckle…

In the passenger of the month interview, I asked The Music Guy a few questions about his traveling experiences, and one of those questions was,…

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