Category: Passengers

  • Crematories & “Safe” Chemicals

    Crematories & “Safe” Chemicals

    What does Bill Clinton’s sex life have in common with dead people? I’ll get to that in a moment. First, a little bit about me. I’m like Pavlov’s dog when it comes to the word “safe,” except that instead of drooling when I hear it, I start googling. That’s because…

  • Making Friends (on the airplane)

    I just read the cutest article by Amy Ozols in the The New Yorker Magazine about a woman who got stuck sitting next to a child on the airplane and now I must share…Hello, six-year-old child. Seeing as how fate has brought us together here, in the crowded coach section…

  • Swine flu on the airplane (a few things you can do)

    Today I’m flying from Los Angeles to New York to start my reserve rotation for May. I’m bringing my son along with me. He’s two. Because my husband travels on business often and I’ll be on-call, my son will be spending eight days with grandma and grandpa. Oh sure I’ll…

  • Laviators unite!

    Recently I wrote a post, the hottest trend on the airplane since the mile high club, about something disturbing, yet quite intriguing, that was taking place not just on the airplane, but behind the locked lavatory door at 35,000 feet. Passengers, and I’m talking all kinds of passengers, have been…

  • Oh hell

    Forget the long lines, the cramped seats, the crabby crew, the no food, the weather delay, or whatever else you’ve been complaining about, because now there’s this…Fliers Exposed to Drug-Resistant TBBy Steve Sternberg,USA TodayPosted: 2007-12-31 08:47:46Filed Under: Health News, Nation News(Dec. 31) — Health officials continued their 17-state search Sunday…

  • Another One?

    Yep, that’s right, there’s another one. There’s actually ANOTHER woman too hot to fly on Southwest Airlines. That’s her over there in the green. I’d post the link, but really, what’s the point?

  • Too Hot to Fly

    Me, I’m too tired to fly. Seriously, I’m all flown out. And with the threat of reserve coming up in October, I’ll do anything humanly possible to keep my scuffed up Mary Jane’s off the airplane. That’s why I just mailed a $50 check to a fellow flight attendant, paying…