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Category: Passengers

Posted onApril 20, 2019March 2, 2021Airline uniforms

Crematories & “Safe” Chemicals

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What does Bill Clinton’s sex life have in common with dead people? I’ll get to that in a moment. First, a little bit about me.…

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Posted onMay 28, 2009Airline

Cell phones on the airplane

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Recently on Twitter.com Times Travel asked me who I thought the worst type of passenger was. I wrote, “a business class passenger who does not…

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Posted onMay 20, 2009Passenger of the month

Toy Maker, Mother, Feminist, Frequent Flier

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Name: Lorna Brett Howard Occupation? Toy maker, Penelope Peapod, feminist political activist I went to the Penelope Peapod website and couldn’t help but think a…

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Posted onMay 17, 2009chapter

Dating passengers

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An excerpt from my book (a work in progress)… Thanks to those enormous noise cancellation headphones every frequent flier now owns, I spend a lot…

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Posted onMay 4, 2009Airplanes

Making Friends (on the airplane)

by Heather Poole7 Comments on Making Friends (on the airplane)

I just read the cutest article by Amy Ozols in the The New Yorker Magazine about a woman who got stuck sitting next to a…

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Posted onApril 29, 2009Airlines

Swine flu on the airplane (a few things you can do)

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Today I’m flying from Los Angeles to New York to start my reserve rotation for May. I’m bringing my son along with me. He’s two.…

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Posted onApril 27, 2009Kent Wien

Laviators unite!

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Recently I wrote a post, the hottest trend on the airplane since the mile high club, about something disturbing, yet quite intriguing, that was taking…

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Posted onApril 24, 2009flight attendant

Passenger caught with pants down

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Dear Heather, Is it standard procedure for a flight attendant to force open a toilet occupied by a passenger if the plane is about to…

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Posted onJune 6, 2008FOX news Correspondent

PASSENGER OF THE MONTH: The Fox News Correspondent

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Occupation: Fox News Correspondent (HINT: He’s the foxiest Fox News correspondent I’ve ever seen!) Miles flown this year? 52,000 miles Last flight: Los Angeles to…

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Posted onApril 25, 2008Commuting

A View From First Class

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As I walked down the jetbridge dressed head to toe in black, I couldn’t help but think of Plane Answers (Kent’s post on April 18,…

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Posted onApril 5, 2008Passenger of the month

PASSENGER OF THE MONTH

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GENO Occupation? Cat-herder, fire-fighter, problem-solver, go-fetch boy and diplomat; Business Development Miles flown this year? 26,044 Last flight? SAN to JFK Check it or Carry…

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Posted onMarch 4, 2008Bob

Traveler Of The Month…THE PILOT

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I flew more hours this month than I have in years, but for some reason I didn’t meet any interesting, or talkative, passengers. Normally when…

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Posted onJanuary 7, 2008Passenger of the month

PASSENGER OF THE MONTH

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THE MUSIC GUYOccupation: Music Booking Agent Last Gig Booked: 12/21 – The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus for four shows in the Philipines Miles flown this year?…

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Posted onJanuary 4, 2008Dead Passenger

HEAD: Dead weight on an airplane.

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When I first started flying twelve years ago, I had a roomie from Florida, a real life pageant queen named Suzette. If I had to…

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Posted onJanuary 4, 2008Passengers

Oh hell

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Forget the long lines, the cramped seats, the crabby crew, the no food, the weather delay, or whatever else you’ve been complaining about, because now…

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Posted onDecember 31, 2007Black Eyed Peas

Heather’s famous hot and spicey New Year’s black eyed peas recipe

by Heather Poole1 Comment on Heather’s famous hot and spicey New Year’s black eyed peas recipe

A staple in the Southern diet for over 300 years, black-eyed peas have long been associated with good luck. A dish of peas is a…

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Posted onDecember 9, 2007Passenger of the month

PASSENGER OF THE MONTH AWARD

by Heather Poole1 Comment on PASSENGER OF THE MONTH AWARD

AND THE AWARD GOES TO…(drum roll please!)THE LAWYER CHICK(Mom to BiggieZ, the notorious D.O.G) (I had wanted to post this in November, but SOMEONE was…

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Posted onDecember 1, 2007flight attendant

Looking for love..on an airplane?

by Heather Poole1 Comment on Looking for love..on an airplane?

Next time you have to travel, don’t despair. It’s not all bad. In fact, it can actually be fun. I just read an interesting article…

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Posted onSeptember 12, 2007Passengers

Another One?

by Heather Poole1 Comment on Another One?

Yep, that’s right, there’s another one. There’s actually ANOTHER woman too hot to fly on Southwest Airlines. That’s her over there in the green. I’d…

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Posted onSeptember 7, 2007Passengers

Too Hot to Fly

by Heather Poole2 Comments on Too Hot to Fly

Me, I’m too tired to fly. Seriously, I’m all flown out. And with the threat of reserve coming up in October, I’ll do anything humanly…

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