Category: Sex
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Crematories & “Safe” Chemicals
What does Bill Clinton’s sex life have in common with dead people? I’ll get to that in a moment. First, a little bit about me. I’m like Pavlov’s dog when it comes to the word “safe,” except that instead of drooling when I hear it, I start googling. That’s because…
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HOW TO MAKE LOVE LIKE A PORN STAR
A few weeks ago, after a long day at work, my husband walked into the kitchen and dropped his briefcase on the floor, his tired eyes zeroing in on the book lying oh so innocently on the counter. He looked at me. He looked back at the book. He looked…
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NO SEX FOR YOU!
Yo, you two peeping Tom’s over there in the dark blue suits, I see you. Oh I know exactly what your little pea brain is thinking. And you can just get that idea out of your big head. Because that, my friend, is not going to happen. There will be…
Heather Poole 