NO SEX FOR YOU!

Yo, you two peeping Tom’s over there in the dark blue suits, I see you. Oh I know exactly what your little pea brain is thinking. And you can just get that idea out of your big head. Because that, my friend, is not going to happen. There will be no sex for you! Singapore Airlines has publicly asked passengers not to engage in any sexual activity in the first class cabin of the new A380. Yes, believe it or not, that bed, the one with the pretty red rose petals sprinkled across the crisp clean white duvet, is not in a hotel room. It’s a first class SUITE! And that’s just one of 12 private suites. Beautiful, isn’t it?


Oh yeah, check out these two freaks. Now tell me, does grandpa over there look very disappointed about the sex ban? Seriously, I’m kind of wondering if he even got the message. Just look at that guy’s face! We all know some funny business was going on right before this photo was snapped. Gee, wouldn’t you just love to be the next passenger to occupy that “seat?” on the flight home? Call me a prude. I don’t care. Why anyone would want to get it on in a germ infested flying petri dish is beyond me.

First Class Mile High Club Sex Singapore Airlines

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Heather Poole View All →

Yeah, that's me, the one standing in the aisle wearing flammable polyester...

2 Comments Leave a comment

  1. That Singapore Airlines, always being so restrictive!! They make it so beautiful, what are you supposed to do with champagne and rose petals strewn across the bed? That’s even better than my honeymoon!

  2. That Singapore Airlines, always being so restrictive!! They make it so beautiful, what are you supposed to do with champagne and rose petals strewn across the bed? That’s even better than my honeymoon!

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