Since when do you have Oklahoma City layovers? Heather, Heather, Heather……I’ve always envisioned you as A View From The Top, Transcon, 767, New York to LA Princess. It’s really hard for me to picture you on a Super80 Oklahoma city two-day. What’s up with that?
PS Miss pageant girl sat in economy?
PSS Did your dress really rip because of that leap out of the crew van, I mean…. well, we ALL now know what you had for breakfast that day!
Yeah, that's me, the one standing in the aisle wearing flammable polyester...