Dear Heather
Since when do you have Oklahoma City layovers? Heather, Heather, Heather……I’ve always envisioned you as A View From The Top, Transcon, 767, New York to LA Princess. It’s really hard for me to picture you on a Super80 Oklahoma city two-day. What’s up with that?
Ron
PS Miss pageant girl sat in economy?
PSS Did your dress really rip because of that leap out of the crew van, I mean…. well, we ALL now know what you had for breakfast that day!
Dear Ron,
1. Oklahoma City – ya gotta do what ya gotta do to get the holidays off.
2. Miss Oklahoma – Not only did she sit in coach, she had a middle seat!
3. The Skirt – It was the freakin leap, ok!
4. I’m on a diet.
Heather
PS. Thanks for the complex
PSS. In about five minutes the complex will soon help itself to a handful of salty chips
Heather Poole 
Bahahahaha! Too funny Heather!
OMG you are funny!
My complex usually goes for the sweets. 🙂