Hello,
My name is Julia Ryan. I am 23 years old, Single, Caucasian, Heterosexual, Female, 5’11”, 105lbs , located in Baltimore, Maryland. Christian by religion. I’m a full time Student and I’m majoring in marketing and getting a minor in International financing. My body style is average weight. I am physically active, I never smoke and drink. I am the only girl in the family of three children, am the second child. My father and mother are still alive. My father is 55 years old, why my mother is 48 My elder brother is 26 and younger brother is 20. Get in touch at (deleted the email address)
With Love,
Julia
Dear Julia,
Yeah…umm…here’s the deal Julia, I’m not really looking for any “friends”. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the offer, especially the detailed body description, because that, I guess, is important when you’re trying to make friends with someone you’ve never seen before. And I’m glad to hear your parents are still alive, mine are too, and that you have two brothers – are they cute? Oh and it’s really good that you don’t smoke because…well…you don’t want to start a fire or anything. But as for the no drinking thing, sorry to hear that. So anyway, back to what I was saying about being “friends”, though I’m not quite sure what you’re after, exactly, since I’m heterosexual as well – and married and have a kid and a cat and a car and a house and a mortgage …you sure you’re looking for me? Look, here’s the deal, I’m a flight attendant. Flight attendants don’t have a lot of friend-friends because we’re always coming and going and…well…that’s it really. Thanks again for the offer. I think.
Heather
Heather Poole 
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