Photo courtesy of Darren Schank
Caption courtesy of Doc737
I had a hard time choosing the best caption, I really did. Here are a few other favorites…
BOO: Wonder if it’s okay to ask for coffee?
ROGER: I knew I should have made that left turn over Albuquerque
BIGSKYMOM74: Now is probably not a good time to tell them I’m not really a pilot
IAN: Hmmm…do they taxi to the right or to the left in England?
TOM: Crap, what was her name again?!
Heather Poole 
“Where do I plug in my iPod?”
Hilarious, You really do have a gift for creating captions! (Minimusdotbiz won the last two caption “contests”)
“Note to self… do not drink hot coffee in cockpit. Spilling it on console may cause terrorist hijack alarm and the loss of my job.”
I know there is a start button around here somewhere.
Hmm… where did I put those keys
I’m sure I had the damn keys when I left the house, now I can’t find them. Lucky we ‘re in Newark, one of the passengers will be able to hot wire this baby for us.
“I wonder if that Flight Attendant would date me?”
Not if he asks if there were any passenger leftovers to eat!
Surely I shouldn’t have eaten the fish dinner.
Wait. Is it “Fly like a G6” or “Fly like a G650”?
hahaha….that song cracks me up.
Pilots react to new cockpit coffee ban: “Oh no, not the COFFEE, I need that to live!”
Hmmm….wonder if it’s okay to ask for coffee?
“I really need to make sure the PA mic is off when I call my girlfriend before takeoff, especially when my “other girlfriend” is working the flight.”
Something tells me you might work for an airline.
“Coffee Mug or Coffee Cup. That is the question.”
OMG, I’ve flown with that guy. Only it was plastic vs styrofoam for his Diet Coke
“Hawaii’s the one that’s shaped like a liver, right?”
I think so. Let’s try it! LOL
Pick a winner !
What would the pilot in Airplane do?
Did I remember to turn off the coffee pot before leaving the house….
I thought he was blowing into one of those personal brehathalizers.
I really wonder if these things can fly themselves.
Come on baby…start…start…
Now where did I leave my sunglasses?
OMG! WHAT was her name???
Cockpit Connie
MAN-O-MAN, Not only did they Hear it, It was a Wet one, and they could tell…
“That’s probably enough fuel……right?”
haha….I hope so. Won’t be laughing if we have to divert.
“Wait… – I don’t even know how to fly this thing! I thought the guy from the job agency said a “pirate job”!!”
“Sh** Where are my sunglasses? Did I leave them at the hotel? Let me think.” Pilots are like us normal people, they forget they are on top of their heads and still look everywhere for them!
Holy crap, there’s so many buttons! How do I turn on the heated seats?!
Man, there’s so many more buttons than the simulator…
I can fly. I can fly. I can fly.
Now is probably not a good time to tell them I’m not really a pilot
haha
Has anyone seen my sunglasses?
Flight deck display: “The trial version of Boeing’s 767 flight deck software has expired, please enter your credit card number to purchase the full version for $75,000” Pilot: “umm..”
Shoot. Where am I going again?
Now, is this the same plane with the undercarriage problem? If so I hope they fixed it?
Emmmmm ! Tea or Coffee ?
Where’s the “ON” button?
(Sulks) “So, it’s the First Officer’s turn to be PF. See if I care!”
WTF is that?!?!
“I knew I should have made that left turn in Albuquerque!”
That made me laugh!
Ok,,,,,, let’s try CNTL +ALT+ DEL
I wonder if they can see me picking my noise?
Ok,,,,,, let’s try CTRL + ALT + DEL
that’s not bad
Is that the best you can do for a 3-day post?
Wait where in Albuquerque I thought we were in Maui wait yup I’m lost