You don’t need to buy pets at the pet store, there’s perfectly good green dogs available for adoption that others did not want on your nearest airplane. How about you mister? Don’t you want a little green dog?
Checked luggage fees have caused many to over stuff their carry-ons, prompting one airline to allow plush toys and related “binkies” to be placed on seat tops to alleviate overhead bin crowding.
“More room up here, than in the seat!”
You are looking a little green, are you ok?
“Ah. Fastened yo seatbelt, you have.”
Dog day afternoon.
LOL
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Snoopy is NEVER going to believe what happened to me this time.
Ma’am, medical assist dogs go under the seat in front of you.
You don’t need to buy pets at the pet store, there’s perfectly good green dogs available for adoption that others did not want on your nearest airplane. How about you mister? Don’t you want a little green dog?
Is this what they call an upgrade?
Not bad…not bad at all…..
Checked luggage fees have caused many to over stuff their carry-ons, prompting one airline to allow plush toys and related “binkies” to be placed on seat tops to alleviate overhead bin crowding.
I can always count on you for a good one!
haha
Ok, this one was great. Well played, had I been flying Frontier.
Feeling green ’cause I have a sinking suspicion everyone got off the flight without me!
“Rex wasn’t feeling so well after the plane went through that last patch of turbulence.”
Love it!
neither were the ones behind those who didn’t put their seats back in the upright position (or secured their tray tables up;)
“i resemble that rough air remark”
Oh so lonely I am sure. Know the feeling when Tweety Bird was left in SFO.
“Don’t make me come back there!”
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How much is the doggie in the window seat?
That’s cute!
They really need to fumigate this plane. Amazing what you pick up on these international flights…
Now that’s what I call ruff air!
LGA-MIA double turn! FML!!!
I have a dog of a hangover.
I’m feeling a bit down cause my owner forgot I was here!
And the parents thought it was a long flight. Wait till that kid wakes up and finds it’s puppy missing …
In best possible William Shatner voice
There’s someone on the wing….some….THING…..