Using the touchscreen in front of you, you can now buy a drink for another passenger. Cute that my 4 year old bought me some fresh squeezed orange juice, until I saw the $14 charge on my AMEX statement.
Sure, I’m stuck back here in 32B with the volume cranked to 12 which still doesn’t drown out the screaming kid drinking my smuggled on Tang and Vodka, while they got the upgrade and are getting warm nuts and free wine with eye shades and slippers.
“Fuck! Next time, I’ll drive! First, they feel me up and think it is funny and then serve me this crap. Door-to-door driving would be all of thirty minutes longer. I just don’t need this shit!”
Heather Poole 
Over the PA “Urine sample 33b pls come to the deskfront”
it look like it’s winter on the plane. Is there a reason for the photo
Using the touchscreen in front of you, you can now buy a drink for another passenger. Cute that my 4 year old bought me some fresh squeezed orange juice, until I saw the $14 charge on my AMEX statement.
Sure, I’m stuck back here in 32B with the volume cranked to 12 which still doesn’t drown out the screaming kid drinking my smuggled on Tang and Vodka, while they got the upgrade and are getting warm nuts and free wine with eye shades and slippers.
Only Bob the Singing Pilot & Heather really knew what was in her cup as she commuted to work on Mother’s Day in seat 33B.
The middle seat can have its advantages sometimes: The body heat radiating from both sides can help keep your coffee hot.
“Fuck! Next time, I’ll drive! First, they feel me up and think it is funny and then serve me this crap. Door-to-door driving would be all of thirty minutes longer. I just don’t need this shit!”
Well, you asked for a caption!
“The man on Ebay said this $29.99 turbulence detection device was fool-proof. Jane was eager to see if it lived up to the hype.”
You win!
Roger, Do you have a website I can link to?
Is this coffee or airline useless brown water?
No website anymore. It turns out getting married cured me of my free time 🙂
I have Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1185695819
or Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/monika_roger/
You can use either of those if you want.