Photo courtesy of Henry Lin
It was a tough call. That’s why I’m choosing THREE!
FIRST PLACE: @IanHMoore “Jimmy was determined to win at least ONE game of hide and seek, and the flight attendants were determined to do their best not to find him”
SECOND PLACE: McCool Travel: “Hey, Dude, Check out my Downward Facing Log”
THIRD PLACE: Gille Pickard: “All he wanted was another bag of peanuts…”
Heather Poole 
Guy was unimpressed with Arthur’s attempt at High Altitude Planking.
He couldn’t afford an upgrade to 1st class, but after slipping an FA $200, he did get assigned a place to stretch out and sleep….
After having to pay his low cost carrier “Bag Fee’s, Fuel Fee’s, Check in Fee’s, and taxes”, Jimmy couldn’t afford the outrageous “Seat Fee”……
Gary just…couldn’t…take it…anymore.
Those are great, IanHMoore!
Union rules allow flight crew to take their 10 minute breaks anywhere, but no one bothered to tell Mike that the plane was departing.
Poor Mike. LOL. Been there, done that – kind of.
Jimmy was determined to win at least ONE game of hide and seek, and the FA’s were determined to do their best not to find him…..
OMG, you’re on a roll! Hilarious
YOU WON!
It’s only a quarter, but I want it back!
Pay cuts.
After the flight locks failed to engage at 70kts, it took Mighty Resolve to prevent the door from doing that “inward”, “upward” and “forward” thing. #newsuperheroalert Rare sighting of MG = Mighty Resolve.
oops – that should’ve read ‘MR’.
The mean flight attendent caught me playing words with friends and made me go in the corner for a time out.
Two positions that have had positive effects on relieving stomach cramps associated with eating three chees pasta….
LOL
The quarter thing…..funny
Where is that last bag of peanuts?
Next on Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom, a one armed man chases mice through the galley of a 777. So as not to startle the wild mice, which can become violent and attack, the Flight Attendants have gone through extensive training to sit in a crouched position and not make any sudden moves until the mouse is captured.
Jimmy was sure that the smell coming from the carpet was chloroform………….zzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz……
Jimmy just didn’t get the whole “planking” thing……
HA!
Hey, dude, check out my Downward Facing Log.
Downward Facing Log – LOL. I’m stealing that!
But of course! Have a great day.
SECOND PLACE!
He was fully dedicated to finding his wife’s wedding ring, no matter where the search would lead.
New FAA rules introduced as to where “Worst dressed passengers” should be stowed. PJ bottom wearers will be stacked on top!
Airline employees give their last full measure of devotion to passenger welfare. Now serving in the first class cabin: filet of sole ala black shoe polish.
SIR YOU APPEAR TO BE INTOXICATED!
Yet another passenger threw a temper tantrum and sulked after finding out he couldn’t get a free upgrade to first class……
OK, OK, I’m getting it now, Jack Daniels, right?
Wayne waits to be gate-checked into the cargo hold after he finds he doesn’t actually fit into the overhead bin or under the seat.
Armed sky marshal taken down by FA after asking, “Where’s my latte?”
haha!
If your impressed with how life like the new auto mechanic looks just wait and see what happens after I plug him in.
Wish I won her book!
Do you hear that? Coming from the cargo hold? Do you? There’s something moving down there!
Borrowing from the Navy’s playbook, an FA prepares the training dummy for the airline’s inaugural man over board drill.
FYI, in the Navy the man-overboard dummy is named Oscar, after the flag that is raised to signal the situation to other ships.
The air marshals are always easy to spot.
– Have you seen my nuts?
– I’ll look for ’em!
Crew Rest!
All he wanted was another pack of peanuts….
THIRD PLACE! (Do you have a website I can link to?)
durian, checked!, camembert, checked! , limburger … checked.. … .. choked..
Due to budget constraints, the Airline Mechanics now had to double as door stops….
Man mistakes spot on carpet for a peephole with a great view of the clothing optional section.