“I’m sorry your luggage has to fit all the way under the seat or it must go in the overhead bin. We must keep the aisle clear in case of an emergency.”
In what some airlines are calling First-.5, first class passengers are finally able to bring their nanny with them in the first class cabin for only a small additional fee.
To avoid another paparazzi incident and public embarrassment, this time he decided to wear a disguise and hide under the seat while playing “Words with friends”… this way the bathroom would be left free for certain french actors…
The CEO of the low cost airline couldn’t understand why passengers were always complaining of lack of leg and elbow room, from what he could see, there was too much if anything…..
“Sally was secure in the knowledge that now there was no way the Flight Attendant could tell that her phone was only in ‘Airplane Mode’ and not completely powered off”.
This pic and the story about you on WDSU TV in New Orleans made me wanna follow your blog ( and get your book!). Look forward to reading and seeing these stories about life Up in the Air !
This is NOT the “brace” position!
Now that made me laugh
I just want to roll around in E-Coli from the restroom…
Seriously. So gross
“I’m sorry your luggage has to fit all the way under the seat or it must go in the overhead bin. We must keep the aisle clear in case of an emergency.”
In what some airlines are calling First-.5, first class passengers are finally able to bring their nanny with them in the first class cabin for only a small additional fee.
This “lie-flat”seating is seriously overrated!
You’re on a roll!
The discount airlines answer to the Airbus 380 Double Decks
Pretty funny!
Wow…just how hard are those new seat cushions when pax would rather lay on the floor?!
Seriously, you might be on to something. And soon the airlines will be charging extra for the floor. HA!
I just know I will find a extra bag of peanuts under here.
Man, some folks really are afraid of flying!
Now that I’ve found my iPhone, I’m stuck and and I can’t get out!!
Ok, that is just GROSS! How dirty is that floor??? Makes me gag!
After numerous complaints from other passengers, she finally found a place she could read “50 shades of Grey”
LOVE
When the airline claimed their seats had more headroom than other air liners… it wasn’t EXACTLY false advertising….
Some wise ass told me the power port outlet was under the seat now I’m too embarrassed to come out.
Punk’d!
When they said “Bags could be stowed under seat”, Tom knew exactly where to put his other half…..
The Olympic Gold Medal “Hide and Seek” hopeful stays in top shape by practicing on the flight to London!
That obnoxious guy behind me really deserves to have his shoelaces tied together … he messed with the wrong passenger!
Another good one! Finally, Ian H Moore has some competition
It was obvious to the F.A. which passenger had decided to sneek some vodka onboard in their water bottles….
HA! I can always count on you for a good laugh.
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Stop snoring!!!
To avoid another paparazzi incident and public embarrassment, this time he decided to wear a disguise and hide under the seat while playing “Words with friends”… this way the bathroom would be left free for certain french actors…
Love this one.
Never mind me … just checking that all flotation devices are where they should be.
Are you on twitter? That way I can link to you if I quote you over there
Yep … “bdemchak” … and always tweet with a smile … 🙂
Lucy hates it when she drops a peanut between the seats … hey! These things are precious!
Another good one!
The CEO of the low cost airline couldn’t understand why passengers were always complaining of lack of leg and elbow room, from what he could see, there was too much if anything…..
The airline and the passenger finally came to a compromise after she refused to remove her “possibly offensive” t-shirt before boarding….
The only way she could cope with her Misophonia during the inflight meals….
Some people really can’t handle bad hair days…………….
Sandy secretly wants to be a flight attendant … on a plane, there’s only one place where no one can catch her reading Cruising Attitude.
Seat pitch? I got no stinkin’ seat pitch…
The Serial Killer F.A. was indeed worried that this time, people would actually notice the body in seat row 21A….
“Sally was secure in the knowledge that now there was no way the Flight Attendant could tell that her phone was only in ‘Airplane Mode’ and not completely powered off”.
Crew rest on the transoceanic flight was all Jenny’s scheduler said it would be.
“I’m sorry we didn’t both get the upgrade.”
Is it sad that the first thing I realized was this was a United Airlines 757 P.S. first class seat? hahha
Sad? Not at all. I’m impressed. And you fly too much. HA!
This pic and the story about you on WDSU TV in New Orleans made me wanna follow your blog ( and get your book!). Look forward to reading and seeing these stories about life Up in the Air !
That’s great! Hope you like it. What was the news story about??
I saw it here: http://www.wdsu.com/news/entertainment/-/9853140/12563528/-/7fts7v/-/index.html
Thanks for sharing!
Hey, that’s my local TV station! 🙂