Photo of the day: It was the only place on the plane Sally felt comfortable reading β€œ50 shades of Grey”

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52 responses to “Photo of the day: It was the only place on the plane Sally felt comfortable reading β€œ50 shades of Grey””

  1. Kevin Avatar

    This is NOT the “brace” position!

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      Now that made me laugh

  2. Les Avatar
    Les

    I just want to roll around in E-Coli from the restroom…

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      Seriously. So gross

  3. Dave Avatar

    “I’m sorry your luggage has to fit all the way under the seat or it must go in the overhead bin. We must keep the aisle clear in case of an emergency.”

  4. Minimus.biz Avatar

    In what some airlines are calling First-.5, first class passengers are finally able to bring their nanny with them in the first class cabin for only a small additional fee.

  5. Kevin Avatar

    This “lie-flat”seating is seriously overrated!

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      You’re on a roll!

  6. Mike Avatar

    The discount airlines answer to the Airbus 380 Double Decks

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      Pretty funny!

  7. navyaircrewman Avatar
    navyaircrewman

    Wow…just how hard are those new seat cushions when pax would rather lay on the floor?!

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      Seriously, you might be on to something. And soon the airlines will be charging extra for the floor. HA!

  8. Sal Avatar
    Sal

    I just know I will find a extra bag of peanuts under here.

  9. navyaircrewman Avatar
    navyaircrewman

    Man, some folks really are afraid of flying!

  10. Ron Avatar
    Ron

    Now that I’ve found my iPhone, I’m stuck and and I can’t get out!!

  11. Meg Coldwells Avatar

    Ok, that is just GROSS! How dirty is that floor??? Makes me gag!

  12. IrishmaleinAmerica (@ianhmoore) Avatar

    After numerous complaints from other passengers, she finally found a place she could read “50 shades of Grey”

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      LOVE

  13. IrishmaleinAmerica (@ianhmoore) Avatar

    When the airline claimed their seats had more headroom than other air liners… it wasn’t EXACTLY false advertising….

  14. Sue Taylor Avatar

    Some wise ass told me the power port outlet was under the seat now I’m too embarrassed to come out.

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      Punk’d!

  15. IrishmaleinAmerica (@ianhmoore) Avatar

    When they said “Bags could be stowed under seat”, Tom knew exactly where to put his other half…..

  16. IrishmaleinAmerica (@ianhmoore) Avatar

    The Olympic Gold Medal “Hide and Seek” hopeful stays in top shape by practicing on the flight to London!

  17. Barry in La Jolla Avatar
    Barry in La Jolla

    That obnoxious guy behind me really deserves to have his shoelaces tied together … he messed with the wrong passenger!

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      Another good one! Finally, Ian H Moore has some competition

  18. IrishmaleinAmerica (@ianhmoore) Avatar

    It was obvious to the F.A. which passenger had decided to sneek some vodka onboard in their water bottles….

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      HA! I can always count on you for a good laugh.

  19. Henry Lin Avatar

    Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Stop snoring!!!

  20. IrishmaleinAmerica (@ianhmoore) Avatar

    To avoid another paparazzi incident and public embarrassment, this time he decided to wear a disguise and hide under the seat while playing “Words with friends”… this way the bathroom would be left free for certain french actors…

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      Love this one.

  21. Barry in La Jolla Avatar
    Barry in La Jolla

    Never mind me … just checking that all flotation devices are where they should be.

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      Are you on twitter? That way I can link to you if I quote you over there

      1. Barry in La Jolla Avatar
        Barry in La Jolla

        Yep … “bdemchak” … and always tweet with a smile … πŸ™‚

  22. Barry in La Jolla Avatar
    Barry in La Jolla

    Lucy hates it when she drops a peanut between the seats … hey! These things are precious!

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      Another good one!

  23. IrishmaleinAmerica (@ianhmoore) Avatar

    The CEO of the low cost airline couldn’t understand why passengers were always complaining of lack of leg and elbow room, from what he could see, there was too much if anything…..

  24. IrishmaleinAmerica (@ianhmoore) Avatar

    The airline and the passenger finally came to a compromise after she refused to remove her “possibly offensive” t-shirt before boarding….

  25. IrishmaleinAmerica (@ianhmoore) Avatar

    The only way she could cope with her Misophonia during the inflight meals….

  26. IrishmaleinAmerica (@ianhmoore) Avatar

    Some people really can’t handle bad hair days…………….

  27. Barry in La Jolla Avatar
    Barry in La Jolla

    Sandy secretly wants to be a flight attendant … on a plane, there’s only one place where no one can catch her reading Cruising Attitude.

  28. Kevin Avatar
    Kevin

    Seat pitch? I got no stinkin’ seat pitch…

  29. IrishmaleinAmerica (@ianhmoore) Avatar

    The Serial Killer F.A. was indeed worried that this time, people would actually notice the body in seat row 21A….

  30. Roger Avatar
    Roger

    “Sally was secure in the knowledge that now there was no way the Flight Attendant could tell that her phone was only in ‘Airplane Mode’ and not completely powered off”.

  31. Roger Avatar
    Roger

    Crew rest on the transoceanic flight was all Jenny’s scheduler said it would be.

  32. Christina Avatar

    “I’m sorry we didn’t both get the upgrade.”

  33. Nathaniel Berger (@NathanielBerger) Avatar

    Is it sad that the first thing I realized was this was a United Airlines 757 P.S. first class seat? hahha

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      Sad? Not at all. I’m impressed. And you fly too much. HA!

  34. lrj4life Avatar

    This pic and the story about you on WDSU TV in New Orleans made me wanna follow your blog ( and get your book!). Look forward to reading and seeing these stories about life Up in the Air !

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      That’s great! Hope you like it. What was the news story about??

      1. Heather Poole Avatar
        Heather Poole

        Thanks for sharing!

      2. Ron Avatar
        Ron

        Hey, that’s my local TV station! πŸ™‚

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