Photo of the day: Airlines are now offering first class passengers a new personalized alternative to in-flight closed captioning.

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28 responses to “Photo of the day: Airlines are now offering first class passengers a new personalized alternative to in-flight closed captioning.”

  1. Lew Moore Avatar
    Lew Moore

    Well played, Thing!

  2. Barry in La Jolla Avatar
    Barry in La Jolla

    Finally, United’s new inflight manicure service arrives! If this works out, we’ll next see inflight massage. Eat your heart out, American!

  3. IrishmaleinAmerica (@ianhmoore) Avatar

    ..but the scary thing was…. there was no one sitting in 13E…..

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      Just THE HANDS….

  4. Minimus.biz Avatar

    As airlines continue to cut back on amenities, new seats require seat-backs to be manually moved into their upright position.

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      I like this one too!

  5. IrishmaleinAmerica (@ianhmoore) Avatar

    The nimble fingered screen thief was about to strike again!

  6. IrishmaleinAmerica (@ianhmoore) Avatar

    The indecision was awful…. just which fingernail should he jam the toothpick under?

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      HA!!!

  7. Sal Avatar
    Sal

    Lefty & Righty meet again @ 35k feet!

  8. Mike Avatar

    In the never ending battle for more fees, airlines introduce lap dances for customers for just $29.99 if you keep your hands behind the seat, or for $49.99 you can let your fingers do the walking.

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      Oh no way! Pretty funny.

  9. Jim Avatar

    Boy, I’m glad he didn’t just pick his nose.

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      Ewwww

  10. Eric Albert Avatar

    Once revered as the premere hand-model, George was forced into early retirement by Kramer and now spends his days completing coast to coast mileage runs.

  11. Connor Holland Avatar
    Connor Holland

    Hand Job?

  12. coolrun84 Avatar
    coolrun84

    Sure wish someone would clip my fingernails *hint hint*

  13. Sue Taylor Avatar

    Excuse me. Is it true what they say about big hands?

  14. Roger Avatar
    Roger

    Let your fingers do the talking.

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      LOL

  15. FarrChi Avatar
    FarrChi

    “… for those hearing impaired passengers travelling with us today, we offer our new, personalized alternative to in-flight closed captioning.”

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      That’s good!

      1. Heather Poole Avatar
        Heather Poole

        YOU WIN! Do you have a website or twitter name I can link back to you?

      2. FarrChi Avatar
        FarrChi

        Thanks for the honor! You’ve given me hope that one day, those guys at the New Yorker will do the same!
        No, I don’t yet have a twitter name or website; thx, though.

  16. An Irish Male In America Avatar

    The new entertainment system was working well for the airline, but the optional sign language still needed work….

    1. Heather Poole Avatar
      Heather Poole

      HAHA! So many good ones. This is going to be a tough decision

  17. Dave Avatar

    Now that’s what I call a smooth drink!

  18. Dave Avatar

    No! You can’t be out of Diet Coke!

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