Heather Poole

  • Pam Ann – working the cart

    Now this is my kind of service…

  • IPHONES, FLIGHT ATTENDANTS, AND HILLARY CLINTON

    AIRLINE NEWS… I received this funny story in an email today and I’d like to share it with you, because we all knew this one was inevitable when the iPhone commercial rolled out — now didn’t we? We push back, get advised of a ground stop due to storms in…

  • NO SEX FOR YOU!

    Yo, you two peeping Tom’s over there in the dark blue suits, I see you. Oh I know exactly what your little pea brain is thinking. And you can just get that idea out of your big head. Because that, my friend, is not going to happen. There will be…

  • It ain’t what it used to be…

    Flying is not what it used to be. I know it, you know it, we all know it. That’s just a fact. But you really know things are bad when the passenger seated in 6E, a first class seat, actually hands you his tray table during the elaborate dinner service.…

  • Sleeping behind the wheel (Of an airplane!)

    This is how I like my pilots….WIDE AWAKE! (Young and cute doesn’t hurt either.) Now I know that most flight attendants get annoyed when the cockpit calls back for something. Not me. Go ahead, ding me, I’ll bring you coffee anytime! Pilot, 1st Officer Slept While Approaching Denver, Lawmaker SaysWednesday,…

  • Intoxicated And Making Out On Duty

    Intoxicated flight attendants making out while on duty, that’s the actual title of an article I just read. I know, I couldn’t believe it either. In fact, at first, I didn’t believe it. Refused to believe it. I mean come on, there’s no way, no way in hell that would…

  • The Flight Attendant Dance

    It’s that time, people. Time to head back to New York and do the dance, the flight attendant dance, which is a dance created by the artist Jen Wang, a very cool cartoonist. I posted a few of the dance steps above. And yes, I will be ordering a copy…

  • NYC TRASH

    This post is about trash, and no, I’m not talking about my ex boyfriends, I’m talking about real trash, wonderful and glorious New York City trash, like the green Asian chair in the picture right there. Yes, I actually found that chair in the garbage. What was I doing rifling…

  • Crew Gardens

    I push through the double glass doors and head for the beat up silver Buick idling at the curb, exhaust fumes filling the air. Raju, the driver, steps out of two thousand tons of steel wearing baggy hip hop garb. He flicks his cigarette to the curb and reaches for…

  • Hangin in the Hood

    Due to a 30 in 7 (30 hours in 7 days) I was illegal to fly yesterday, as well as today, and tomorrow. WOO-HOO! So after I finished baby proofing the apartment (the munchkin will be in town next week) I spent the rest of the day wandering around my…