Category: flight attendant
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DO NOT SLAP THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT!
R “I’m not your bitch, bitch!” squealed the flight attendant, hands on hips, after he was slapped across the face. Alright, fine, so the flight attendant didn’t actually say that. To be honest, I’m not even sure what the flight attendant said, but I’m not your bitch, bitch would have…
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IF THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES WERE REALLY FLIGHT ATTENDANTS…
There’s nothing like waking up in the morning, looking around the crash pad and realizing that I really am at home, in my very own bed, not laying over in a dumpy airport hotel, nor on an airplane surrounded by miserably cramped passengers. You may be inclined to think flight…
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Single guy looking for a flight attendant
I actually plugged the words “Tired looking flight attendant jpg” into the google search engine to find a photo to go along with the post below, and somehow I ran across this interesting little ad. Of course I had to share. In case someone might be interested. NOT. hi, my…
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I’M A STEWARDESS
With Christmas right around the corner, I’m WAY too busy shopping to write, and so I leave you with this…
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Looking for love..on an airplane?
Next time you have to travel, don’t despair. It’s not all bad. In fact, it can actually be fun. I just read an interesting article about looking for love at the airport, which I think is a fabulous idea. Believe it or not, I’ve instructed quite a few of my…
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IPHONES, FLIGHT ATTENDANTS, AND HILLARY CLINTON
AIRLINE NEWS… I received this funny story in an email today and I’d like to share it with you, because we all knew this one was inevitable when the iPhone commercial rolled out — now didn’t we? We push back, get advised of a ground stop due to storms in…
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Intoxicated And Making Out On Duty
Intoxicated flight attendants making out while on duty, that’s the actual title of an article I just read. I know, I couldn’t believe it either. In fact, at first, I didn’t believe it. Refused to believe it. I mean come on, there’s no way, no way in hell that would…
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The Flight Attendant Dance
It’s that time, people. Time to head back to New York and do the dance, the flight attendant dance, which is a dance created by the artist Jen Wang, a very cool cartoonist. I posted a few of the dance steps above. And yes, I will be ordering a copy…
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Uniform Freak
Yeah yeah yeah, I know I’m supposed to be writing, tell me something I don’t know. But I just wanted to remind everyone that this is the last weekend to wear white, if you believe in that sort of thing (I heard it on the radio), and it also gave…
Heather Poole 