Category: Pilot
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LAY ACROSS YOUR CREW REST SEAT
Bob’s back! Remember Bob, the singing pilot? Of course you do. I mean how could you forget? He writes songs about sexy flight attendants, airline employee woes, bad management, people with big fat butts, and don’t forget about drinking and having sex with ugly women. His songs have been performed…
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Pilot’s Gun Goes Off In Cockpit
Plenty of pilots have been known to shoot blanks. Hey, it happens. And I totally understand if your weapon goes off prematurely. There’s nothing to be ashamed of. But not in the cockpit!
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Traveler Of The Month…THE PILOT
I flew more hours this month than I have in years, but for some reason I didn’t meet any interesting, or talkative, passengers. Normally when I hold a line, I work from New York to the west coast, which is usually about five and a half hours – give or…
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How To Make Love Like A Pilot
While I was in Dallas, I hit Barnes and Nobles to pick up a couple books on Italy. Venice, Lake Como, The Amalfi Coast, Portofino, I still can’t decide where to go, but where ever it is we (the husband and I) go, we’re going in May. So while I…
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Asleep at the wheel…OF AN AIRPLANE!
Pilots are falling asleep at the wheel. AGAIN! Well maybe again, because it hasn’t exactly been proven – yet. What I want to know is are the flight attendants double bagging the coffee? One word of advice, always, and I mean always, double bag the coffee – that is if…
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It ain’t what it used to be…
Flying is not what it used to be. I know it, you know it, we all know it. That’s just a fact. But you really know things are bad when the passenger seated in 6E, a first class seat, actually hands you his tray table during the elaborate dinner service.…
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Sleeping behind the wheel (Of an airplane!)
This is how I like my pilots….WIDE AWAKE! (Young and cute doesn’t hurt either.) Now I know that most flight attendants get annoyed when the cockpit calls back for something. Not me. Go ahead, ding me, I’ll bring you coffee anytime! Pilot, 1st Officer Slept While Approaching Denver, Lawmaker SaysWednesday,…
Heather Poole 