Heather Poole

  • How to get free beer in flight

    Recently I read an article on News.com.au about a passenger who stole a few cans of beer from a beverage cart and then tried to flush the evidence – the empty cans, not the liquid – on an Air Canada Jazz flight. The pilot diverted the plane and the nameless…

  • Laviators 63 – 82

          Getting my laviation on! – @Catchapamilla  I have to agree with Pamilla, she’s got it goin on!  Without a doubt, this girl wins the award for sexiest laviator!  And she’s a flight attendant, too!  You go, girl!         Brushing my teeth on the SFO-JFK redeye…

  • He was the best stewardess ever!

    Dear Heather, Ok I have to dig up the pics, but in 2004 I was a flight attendant for Halloween.  I was living in San Francisco at the time.  I wore a platinum blonde wig and a tight fitting one piece dress that was a real flight attendant dress from the 70s that I…

  • Attention All Nippon passengers, please empty your bladders before boarding!

    Ya know, I’ve seen a lot of strange things working as a flight attendant in the last fourteen years, I really have, and just when I think I’ve seen it all a passenger will surprise me. Recently an elderly woman asked if I’d be willing to help her get her…

  • How to create a flight attendant Halloween costume

    It’s that time of year, people! Hopefully you’ve already figured out what you’re going to be for Halloween. It is right around the corner, ya know.  I’m the type of person who usually waits until the last second to pull something together, which is why I almost always end up…

  • Flight attendants under investigation for bomb threat

    Like I mentioned in a recent post, Fly-Girls, a flight attendant docu-series airing soon, it’s rarely ever a good thing when flight attendants are in the news… It happened a few seconds after the Captain on my flight from Miami to New York introduced himself and then asked if I had…

  • NOT-SO FLY, not your typical flight attendant show

    My last post, FLY GIRLS, a flight attendant docu series, got me thinking about reality shows and what I dislike most about so many of them – there seems to be so little reality involved! Which is sad, especially when there’s plenty of material to be had! Which only got me thinking…

  • Flight attendant count back

  • Why you might not want to date pilots…

    I’m going to give you a little advice that other flight attendants gave me when I first started flying, a piece of advice that is not very nice and very stereotypical, advice that my best friend Cady thankfully did not take because she’s now very happy, and that is – DON’T DATE PILOTS!  Because…

  • Fly Girls, a docu-series airing soon

    The first thing I thought when I heard about the new flight attendant show called Fly Girls was, why didn’t they ask me! Not that I really want to be on a reality show. It’s just…well…it would have been kind of nice to have been asked. The second thing I…