Heather Poole

Guess which A-list celebrity (with an A-list celebrity daughter) did sit ups on the floor in the first row of first class on a DC-10 thirteen years ago and you’ll have a chance to win 6 FLIGHT ATTENDANT CHRISTMAS CARDS designed by me! While you’re busy guessing, I’ll be in…

1. BE A PERV – Get frisked. Several times. That’s right, just keep going back and forth through airport security. When TSA looks at you funny during the pat down, grin mischievously and say, “oh yeah, that feels good.” Make sure to mean it when you say it. If you…

Name? Ben Hometown? Paris, France Base? Dubai, UAE Hours flown this month? around 90 chock to chock. 4590 if you count duty hours.Last flight? Glasgow, UKGalley or Aisle? Aisle, much more entertaining !First class, business class, or coach? Cattle class so far, I have to upgrade before going for Business…

Many of you know I write for Gadling.com, but what many of you may not know is that when I write a post, I have to find a photo to go along with that post. Because my posts are over 1,000 words long, I really need to use two to…

Dear Heather,I love your blog, I always wanted to be a flight attendant but was told by many I’m probably too short so now I’m going for an Air Traffic Controller job. But I do have a question for you. On the past 4 flights I was on I was…

Something about me many of you may not know is that I once worked on a G -V. Yes, that’s right, I flew corporate on a Gulfstream V. Twice. Jealous? You should be. Because if you count each leg of those two different trips (to Vegas & Washington – for…