Photo of the day: I’m just going to stand here until I get a window seat! Heather PooleJuly 14, 2010July 15, 2010Uncategorized Post navigation PreviousNext Photo courtesy of Jim Rhyne Share with your friendsClick to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Related
So! What are you doing after this flight? Care to come back to my Crash Pad, and see my shoe collection? Reply
“We appreciate your enthusiasm, but if you have a question you can raise your hand from your seat.” Reply
Hey, wanna see something hilarious? Watch me tell the fattie in 27A he’s gonna have to buy two seats. Reply
“Ms FA, how long do i have to wait to use restroom? this airline food has my stomach dancing like Michael Jackson!!” Reply
“no one is getting a blanket or a pillow until i get my second bag of peanuts!! thats right ms fa, im holdin the blankets hostage!!” Reply
The latch is broke, so you’re going to have to stand there and hold the door closed for the whole flight. Reply
That Old Spice guy was right, I am so dry right now.
It appears that you have lived in France for quite some time
See, I told you a tuba would fit in the overhead bin.
Sure… or unsure.
I can’t believe how great the SHAKE WEIGHT works?
Good thing that fat Kevin Smith isn’t on this plane.
I’m not sure. I know I showered this morning.
You Have to be this tall to go on this ride.
So! What are you doing after this flight? Care to come back to my Crash Pad, and see my shoe collection?
That would be a NAVY BLUE shoe collection… (thanks for the laugh!)
You’re telling me all your shoes are NAVY!! Ya RIGHT!!!!!
We can only wear black dress shoes at SWA….
Or white tennies with our shorts
Out of all the Southwest flights in all America. Here’s to lookin’ at you kid.
I already asked you nicely to stop staring at me with those x-ray specs!
Attendant: “So, you’re SURE, then?”
And next I will demonstrate the yoga tree pose…
“We appreciate your enthusiasm, but if you have a question you can raise your hand from your seat.”
New job at Southwest… Luggage rack door holder
Attendant: So, you’re SURE you need some extra peanuts?
Got a problem bin cover? Doreen from Bin Control services all Southwest flights!
“Flight attendants will now be coming through the cabin showing you their armpits…”
How much is it to put a bag in here?
Does the pilot frown on water fights in the cabin?
“Look… I’m certain there is a first class section up there!”
is there where you put the baby to silence it?
This might be my fave so far!
Hey, wanna see something hilarious? Watch me tell the fattie in 27A he’s gonna have to buy two seats.
Heads fly free. or What is todays cabin sing-along song?
…I’m telling you – the stash of peanut packs in Gary Kelly’s office was this tall!!
Want to get away?
Let’s see if I can get the sunroof open.
I’m afraid those are not going to fit in the overhead compartment.
“Ms FA, how long do i have to wait to use restroom? this airline food has my stomach dancing like Michael Jackson!!”
“im just gonna stand here until i get a window seat”
Now that’s pretty funny! (It actuallly happens, too)
“ms fa, do u think im sexy enough to meet the pilot?”
“do u think if hold this door down, it would make ur job easier?”
“no one is getting a blanket or a pillow until i get my second bag of peanuts!! thats right ms fa, im holdin the blankets hostage!!”
I thought we only flew 737s. This new Airbus 320 overhead bin latch problem fix is the pits!
“im in training to be a fa, so back up…i got this”
“You know, Right Guard works under the left arm too!”
“im making sure i am the first one off the plane”
Free and they fit in these here overhead compartments.
“Raise your hand if you’re sure you’re supposed to be on this flight!”
Excuse Me Mrs! …. The guy in 15B keeps passing gas… can i please take the Jump Seat?
I’ve always wanted to try rapping on a Southwest flight, can I borrow your PA?
The latch is broke, so you’re going to have to stand there and hold the door closed for the whole flight.
I can’t believe he got that peanut stuck so far up!
You’re right… this underarm is leaving white marks on my clothes..
“DEA YA FIND MEH SEXXXAYYY”
– “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SIR SIT DOWN!!!”
“I find the 1980’s look EXTREMELY hot and sexy!”
Do you have any LEFT GUARD
I thought this was a single’s mixer…
I caught a fish, and it was this big…do you think it’ll fit in the overhead bin?