Photo courtesy of Jim Rhyne
Photo of the day: I’m just going to stand here until I get a window seat!
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Photo courtesy of Jim Rhyne
54 responses to “Photo of the day: I’m just going to stand here until I get a window seat!”
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That Old Spice guy was right, I am so dry right now.
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It appears that you have lived in France for quite some time
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See, I told you a tuba would fit in the overhead bin.
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Sure… or unsure.
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I can’t believe how great the SHAKE WEIGHT works?
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Good thing that fat Kevin Smith isn’t on this plane.
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I’m not sure. I know I showered this morning.
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You Have to be this tall to go on this ride.
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So! What are you doing after this flight? Care to come back to my Crash Pad, and see my shoe collection?
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That would be a NAVY BLUE shoe collection… (thanks for the laugh!)
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You’re telling me all your shoes are NAVY!! Ya RIGHT!!!!!
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We can only wear black dress shoes at SWA….
Or white tennies with our shorts
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Out of all the Southwest flights in all America. Here’s to lookin’ at you kid.
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I already asked you nicely to stop staring at me with those x-ray specs!
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Attendant: “So, you’re SURE, then?”
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And next I will demonstrate the yoga tree pose…
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“We appreciate your enthusiasm, but if you have a question you can raise your hand from your seat.”
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New job at Southwest… Luggage rack door holder
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Attendant: So, you’re SURE you need some extra peanuts?
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Got a problem bin cover? Doreen from Bin Control services all Southwest flights!
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“Flight attendants will now be coming through the cabin showing you their armpits…”
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How much is it to put a bag in here?
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Does the pilot frown on water fights in the cabin?
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“Look… I’m certain there is a first class section up there!”
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is there where you put the baby to silence it?
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This might be my fave so far!
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Hey, wanna see something hilarious? Watch me tell the fattie in 27A he’s gonna have to buy two seats.
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Heads fly free. or What is todays cabin sing-along song?
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…I’m telling you – the stash of peanut packs in Gary Kelly’s office was this tall!!
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Want to get away?
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Let’s see if I can get the sunroof open.
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I’m afraid those are not going to fit in the overhead compartment.
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“Ms FA, how long do i have to wait to use restroom? this airline food has my stomach dancing like Michael Jackson!!”
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“im just gonna stand here until i get a window seat”
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Now that’s pretty funny! (It actuallly happens, too)
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“ms fa, do u think im sexy enough to meet the pilot?”
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“do u think if hold this door down, it would make ur job easier?”
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“no one is getting a blanket or a pillow until i get my second bag of peanuts!! thats right ms fa, im holdin the blankets hostage!!”
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I thought we only flew 737s. This new Airbus 320 overhead bin latch problem fix is the pits!
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“im in training to be a fa, so back up…i got this”
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“You know, Right Guard works under the left arm too!”
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“im making sure i am the first one off the plane”
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Free and they fit in these here overhead compartments.
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“Raise your hand if you’re sure you’re supposed to be on this flight!”
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Excuse Me Mrs! …. The guy in 15B keeps passing gas… can i please take the Jump Seat?
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I’ve always wanted to try rapping on a Southwest flight, can I borrow your PA?
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The latch is broke, so you’re going to have to stand there and hold the door closed for the whole flight.
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I can’t believe he got that peanut stuck so far up!
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You’re right… this underarm is leaving white marks on my clothes..
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“DEA YA FIND MEH SEXXXAYYY”
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“I find the 1980’s look EXTREMELY hot and sexy!”
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Do you have any LEFT GUARD
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I thought this was a single’s mixer…
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I caught a fish, and it was this big…do you think it’ll fit in the overhead bin?
Heather Poole 
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