Category: flight attendant
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A question about the flight attendant sexual fantasy
Dear Heather, I love your blog……and just wanted to say hi. I know you’re married and don’t fly routes down to Florida, so I guess I’ll have to find another way to fulfill my “flight attendant sex fantasies” but reading your blog is fun anyway. If I’m wrong (and you…
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Cell phones on the airplane
Recently on Twitter.com Times Travel asked me who I thought the worst type of passenger was. I wrote, “a business class passenger who does not get an upgrade and ends up in coach.” But not all business class passengers who end up in coach are bad. In fact, business class…
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Southwest Airlines, AirTran Airways, and other airlines who may be hiring
Dear Heather, I was hired with Southwest Airlines earlier in the year, but I was informed today that Southwest will no longer be having any training classes in 2009. Now I’m going to try for AirTran Airways. I had an interview and told them I successfully interviewed with Southwest Airlines…
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Swine flu on the airplane (a few things you can do)
Today I’m flying from Los Angeles to New York to start my reserve rotation for May. I’m bringing my son along with me. He’s two. Because my husband travels on business often and I’ll be on-call, my son will be spending eight days with grandma and grandpa. Oh sure I’ll…
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AirTran & more photos from the lav
Hi Heather, My daughter and I flew to LAX last week and we thought you might want some lav pics for your collection. (: I went ahead and applied with AirTran. I was informed today that Southwest Airlines will not be having any training classes in 2009 so I’m going…
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Passenger caught with pants down
Dear Heather, Is it standard procedure for a flight attendant to force open a toilet occupied by a passenger if the plane is about to land? Under what circumstances has the flight attendant a right to do this? Thanks,Caught with My Pants Down Dear Caught with My Pants Down,I’m so…
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SAINT LOUIS LAYOVER REPORT
What the hell is going on over there? Yeah, that’s exactly what I wanted to know after I walked up to the first class galley to ask the one in charge if she had any fruit left over from the breakfast service. While I didn’t find the one I was…
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Flight Attendant SHOES SHOES and more SHOES!
Dear Heather, I really enjoy your blog. Whenever I need a laugh, I read it. Lately I’ve been looking for the perfect flight attendant shoe, any suggestions? My dogs are barkingFlight Attendant Debbie M, ORD based. Oh the flight attendant shoe, the subject of many a male fantasy, as well…
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YOU KNOW YOU’RE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN…
If you’re a flight attendant, you’ve probably already seen this joke. If you’re not lucky enough to live the glamorous life, and you’re actually thinking about picking up trash at 35,000 feet for a living, you may not want to send in that application for the job just yet. YOU…
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FREAK SHOW
Me and my mom, who is also a flight attendant. That’s right, we both pick up trash at 35,000 feet.
Heather Poole 