Heather Poole

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  • Laviators 83-113

                                 Laviator!! – Kara           Taken while working a flight. The lav reeked, which is why I look like that. – Thomas                     Finally had a chance to do it.  I’m a laviator! – Suzy                This was taken last…

  • Interview with Josh Wilson (the Hey, Jude Newark Airport guy)

    Name: Josh Wilson Occupation: Singer/Songwriter signed to Sparrow Records (EMI’s Christian Label). I’m always saying, “This is your life, enjoy it — even if you’re stuck at an airport!” It looks like you know how to do just that based on your popular video making the rounds. So where were…

  • Lawyer wants to become a flight attendant

    Dear Heather, I am an attorney, but I stopped working to go back to school for a tax-law post graduate degree and learned so much in school about flight attendants – weird right? Well it’s not really that weird because my professor used to work as a tax lawyer for…

  • 10 signs there’s a newbie in first class

    1. PHONES HOME – As soon as the first class virgin settles into the big, comfy, leather chair, they immediately begin to phone everyone they know during boarding to share exactly where they are, and they do so in a very loud voice as they recline the seat all the…

  • Vail

  • Why flight attendants have to be “flexible”

    Dear Heather,    I’m a flight attendant.  I’m at home and wondering if I should put my trip in the computer to drop.  My biggest fear is I’ll fly to New York and my work trip will cancel.  If it leaves tomorrow on time I could make sign in   Unsure & Confused   Dear Unsure &…

  • A flight attendant responds to Senator Schumer’s outburst

    No one likes to be told what to do. After the announcement had been made to turn off and stow all electronic devices, a flight attendant noticed Senator Schumer still chatting away on his cell phone and asked him to turn it off. He complied, but not without a fight.…

  • Santa and the naughty flight attendant

    Heather, I boarded the Super80 (Chicago crew) and a very senior looking flight attendant in the galley shouts GOOD MORNING!  It was 12:30 pm.  I smiled and said hi. Shortly after I get settled in 3E I hear her shriek SANTA! I glance up and see a large older gentlemen dressed in normal clothes sporting a big white beard.…

  • How not to make friends with flight attendants

    Hello, My name is Julia Ryan. I am 23 years old, Single, Caucasian, Heterosexual, Female, 5’11”, 105lbs , located in Baltimore, Maryland. Christian by religion. I’m a full time Student and I’m majoring in marketing and getting a minor in International financing. My body style is average weight.  I am physically active,…

  • The first class / orange juice passenger explains what happened in flight

    My Galley Gossip post, a flight attendant responds to the first class orange juice debacle, created quite a flurry of comments from people venting their frustrations out on flight attendants. Many readers accused me of defending Helen, the flight attendant mentioned in the letter published on the Consumerist web site.…