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Laviators: #24, 25 & 26
Here is a photo I took of myself in the lav on an LAN flight from Juliaca, Peru to Lima, Peru on June 17th. In retrospect, I would’ve taken a photo of myself in the mirror but, hey, these are my first airplane lav photos – I’m new at this! I would consider…
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Why ring the flight attendant call light when you can just send a tweet – and get results!
Recently I wrote a post, Flight attendant pet peeve #6 – the run around, about running the flight attendant ragged in flight. Now I wasn’t complaining about passengers who use their call lights. Not at all. It’s there for a reason. But there is a difference, a very big difference,…
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Laviators – #24 & 25
The laviators club just keeps growing and growing, and with each new member comes a more interesting and fun photograph. #23 is Michelle Brown. Now I don’t know Michelle personally, but I can tell by her big friendly smile and the orange jacket paired with…
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Flight Attendant Pet Peeve #6 – The run around
My job as a flight attendant is to be there in case of an emergency. Until then, I’ll do whatever I can to make sure your flight runs as smoothly as possible. That’s why I’m there. That’s my job. And while I enjoy my job tremendously, there are a few…
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Layover: New York – Forest Hills
If you ever find yourself at La Guardia or John F. Kennedy International airport with a little sit time on your hands between flights, sit tight. Traffic in New York is terrible and you don’t want to miss your flight. But if you’ve got four hours or more to kill,…
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Flight attendant shoes – Clarks
When I think of Clarks, I think of my mother who is also a flight attendant. She’s a huge fan of the shoe. I think she owns like ten pairs already. So whenever it’s time to get new shoes for work, she’s always telling me to GET A PAIR OF CLARKS! THEY’RE CUTE AND COMFORTABLE! Apparently, according to…
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What happens when a laviator finds a cracked winglet
Hi Heather, I have a rather funny story to tell you that happened to me on my flight today… We were on our way to Manchester, and I happened to look out the window and the winglet looked as though it had a crack in it! I didn’t panic,…
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A question about the flight attendant sexual fantasy
Dear Heather, I love your blog……and just wanted to say hi. I know you’re married and don’t fly routes down to Florida, so I guess I’ll have to find another way to fulfill my “flight attendant sex fantasies” but reading your blog is fun anyway. If I’m wrong (and you…
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A question about dating pilots – gay pilots
Dear Heather, I flew a MIA-JFK yesterday and thought of you. These were the highlights… Family of 6 in first class made the purser cry Customer service agent boarded the plane to calm passengers down which caused a late push back Lady got dizzy and needed oxygen in economy…