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The Ellen Show (& ME!)
I see celebrities on the airplane all the time, and very few of them get me excited. However, there is one celebrity I was more than excited to see on-board my flight years ago, like ten years ago – before her gig as a popular daytime talk show host and…
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Good Passengers
I know I write a lot about crazy passengers. In fact, I actually get excited when I encounter crazy on the plane. That’s because, as a writer, crazy is just so much more interesting and exciting than not crazy. You’ve got to have conflict and drama in every post, which…
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Flight Attendants walk!
Run, flight attendants, run! The New York – Miami crew walks after passengers get hostile. I’ve worked that flight, so I can totally imagine just how bad it must have been. I repeat, Run, flight attendants, run! If you haven’t seen the video, I’ve attached it below. After you watch…
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Whipping Girl
Why do I hate telling people what I do for a living? Because a conversation like this happens… “So what do you do for a living?” asks…oh…whoever it is asking that day, which on this day happened to be a client of my husband, a very important client with a…
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Hotel View Contest
Guess the layover city of this hotel view and you’ll win 6 FLIGHT ATTENDANT GREETING CARDS designed by me!
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8 Flights in 8 Days…
I’m back! Back in LA. Finally! Back from working 6 days straight. Back from flying back and forth across the country 8 times in 8 days! DAY 1: Commute to NYDAY 2: Work NY to LADAY 3: Work LA to NYDAY 4: Work NY to San DiegoDAY 5: Work San…
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Crazy on the plane
CRAZY, that’s who I had to deal with on my flight from Los Angeles to New York last Thursday. And that’s crazy with a capital C. If you’re a flight attendant, you know exactly what I’m talking about. There’s always one in the bunch. Confused? Read all about it on…
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Hair in New York
I’m back in New York, and in a few hours I’ll be headed to JFK International Airport to work a five hour flight to Los Angeles. But before I leave the crashpad, there’s something I need to share. I mean it’s just too good not to share. I love New…
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FLYING CRAP
If you’re a flight attendant, or an aviation enthusist, you probably own a lot of airline crap. Like me. Of course we don’t refer to it as crap. Oh no, these are our treasures. Precious treasures. That belong in a museum. Like the one I have in my guest room…
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Naomi Campbell is at it again – On an Airplane!
Naomi Campbell is one passenger I hope to never run across. But if I do, and she starts screaming obscenities and trying to kick me, like she did the police on a British Airways flight, I’ll be ready…ready to do what, I don’t know, but I’m ready. Perhaps I’ll actually…